Why use a professional real estate photographer? Well, unless you want your listing to look like it was photographed by Bigfoot with shaky hands and a disposable camera from the '90s, you might want to consider the pros.

Imagine DIY real estate photos – you end up with rooms that look like they're doing the Stanky Legg due to camera shake, and lighting that makes your home appear more haunted than homely. Cue the ghost stories.

Now, enter the real estate photography gurus:

1. **Visual Magicians**: We have a knack for making your home look like it belongs in an interior design magazine. Say goodbye to that laundry basket and hello to chic living spaces!

2. **Impress the Clickers**: Online house hunters scroll through listings faster than speed dating, and professional photos are your chance to make a lasting impression. No more left swipes for your listing!

3. **Accuracy Artists**: We will not use that fisheye lens that turn closets into caverns or make your toilet look like it belongs in Narnia. Your home will be shown as it truly is – no surprises.

4. **Gear Geeks**: We have cameras and lenses that are more advanced than a spaceship's control panel. We even have drones for those epic aerial shots.

5. **Time Savers**: You can focus on decluttering and getting the crap out of our way while we handle the visual sorcery.

6. **Editing Extraordinaires**: We will turn a gloomy day into a sun-soaked paradise with the magic of photo editing.

7. **Consistent Charm**: Your entire photo set will have a consistent, professional look, not a mishmash of blurry selfies and accidental thumb shots.

So, if you don't want your home to be mistaken for a crypt on the market, leave it to the pros. We will make your property look so good, even your nosy neighbor might consider buying it.

Q: What services do you offer?

1. **Property Photography:** We'll make your property look so stunning that even the neighborhood squirrels will want to move in (don't worry, we'll charge them rent in acorns).

2. **Aerial Photography:** Our drone pilot has mad skills; they once challenged a seagull to a flying contest (the seagull won, but we got great shots).

3. **Virtual Tours:** Take a stroll through your potential new home without ever putting on pants! Virtual tours let you explore every nook and cranny in your PJs.

4. **Video Tours:** Lights, camera, action! Our video tours are so epic that Spielberg is considering a career change.

5. **Twilight Photography:** For that enchanting twilight look, we bring our secret weapon: a magic wand. Just kidding, it's good old-fashioned photography skills.

6. **HDR Photography:** Our HDR magic is so potent that we once turned a rusty mailbox into a shiny, gold-plated one. It's still a mystery.

7. **Photo Editing and Retouching:** We've been known to Photoshop unicorns into backyards upon request. Just kidding... but not really, we keep it real... mostly. 

8. **Floor Plans:** We'll draw you a floor plan so detailed, you'll know exactly how many steps it takes to get from the fridge to the couch.

9. **Customized Packages:** We offer packages that are more flexible than a contortionist at a circus. You want a photo with a monkey riding a unicycle? We can arrange that (well, almost)... ask Katharine for a story here.

10. **Delivery and Distribution:** We'll send you the photos faster than a pizza delivery, and they're calorie-free!

Q: What is the turnaround time?

A: Need your photos in a flash? No worries, we offer next-day turnaround on most things! We're so fast that even the roadrunner would be impressed. Just don't ask us to outrun a cheetah – that's a different kind of photography challenge!

Q: How you I get the photos?

A: Our booking website will handle all the photo delivery, we don't have time for that... but really, you will get an email as soon as the photos are spic and span and ready to download. You will also get you the option of billboard size print quality or already sized for MLS loading... MLS is slower than Shaq making 100 free throws.

Q: Do you have a supra key?

A: Most of our team does! When in doubt a garage code or combo box is always a great back up. We will need the 7 digit CBS code for Supra lockboxes... yes we know this can be a pain, not our fault.  No we will not really use a rock to get in as a last resort, you know better than to take Landon seriously.

Q: Do you work with homeowners directly or only agents?

A: We will help whom ever needs professional photography. Clickity click click

Q: What is your experience?

A: Having many year of photography experience is like being a professional paparazzi for squirrels. You've seen them at their best, their worst, and their nuttiest.

We've spent so much time behind the lens that the camera it is basically an extension of our arm. In fact, it's become our go-to accessory, matching perfectly with all our outfits, from flip flops to wedding attire.

We've developed a sixth sense for finding the perfect lighting. People think we part meteorologist with our ability to predict golden hours and sudden rain showers.

And let's not forget the countless times we've been mistaken for a tourist.

So we keep clicking, keep making people laugh, and keep reminding everyone to say 'cheese'... or 'acorn' if you're still in squirrel mode!

Q: Do you have any advice for getting our home ready to photograph?

A:

1. **Clean and Declutter:**

- Start by thoroughly cleaning the entire house. This includes floors, windows, countertops, and mirrors.
- Remove clutter and personal items like family photos, excess decor, and knick-knacks.

2. **Home Staging:**
- Consider professional home staging services if possible, as they can expertly arrange furniture and decor to maximize appeal.
- If staging yourself, aim for a neutral, inviting atmosphere that allows potential buyers to visualize themselves living in the space.

3. **Exterior Maintenance:**
- Ensure the exterior of the house is well-maintained. Trim bushes, mow the lawn, and clear any debris.
- Clean driveways, walkways, and patios.
- Add some potted plants or flowers to enhance curb appeal.

4. **Natural Light:**
- Open curtains and most blinds to let in natural light. Well-lit rooms appear more inviting in photographs.
- Replace any burnt-out lightbulbs with the same color to ensure all rooms are well-illuminated.

5. **Minor Repairs:**
- Fix minor issues like leaky faucets, loose cabinet handles, or chipped paint.
- Replace or repair any damaged or missing tiles, flooring, or trim.

6. **Kitchen and Bathrooms:**
- Clear kitchen countertops of appliances and utensils.
- In bathrooms, remove personal toiletries and ensure towels are neatly folded or hung.

7. **Furniture Arrangement:**
- Rearrange furniture to create spacious and balanced room layouts.
- Highlight the best features of each room, like a cozy fireplace or a beautiful view.

8. **Personal Photos and Decor:**
- Remove some family photos and personalized decor items. The goal is to make the space feel neutral and universally appealing.

9. **Exterior Shots:**
- Tidy up outdoor spaces like patios, decks, and gardens.
- Ensure outdoor furniture is clean and arranged attractively.
- Remove vehicles from the driveway or garage.

11. **Consult with the Photographer:**
- Communicate with the real estate photographer to understand their recommendations and any specific requirements they may have.